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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:08:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Goody God!]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Former Pig - Cum - Jade Goody, found herself being rejected by her own kind yesterday in a cruel but ironic turn during a family outing to the local petting farm.
&#160;&#160; " Ooo arrr!&#160; She be coming to this here farm, with her little'ns. &#160; T' see t' pigs.&#160; But they go be ignoring her". A sterio typical farmer informs me.
A fan alleged her anguish " She was there with her Children, everyone seemed to be enjoying their day, when BAM!&#160; Bloody Jade Goody rolls up.&#160; Grrr...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:08:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Kerry in none drug related story!!! SHOCK!!!]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Icelandic regect, Kerry Katona, could have been rushed to hospital yesterday.  If her brain cell fell out of her nose.
An eye witness told me  " I saw it with my own eyes.  It was hideous! Then I saw the cell fall from her nose"
Surgeons did not tell celebrity bucket, that they had replaced the missing cell with a flea turd.  Resulting in the former atomic kitten runt -cum- tax evading, drug touting, bore to endure hefty gains in intelligence.

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         <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:55:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Reborn Spice Girls' busted ]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Hard up nobody 'cum' coat hanger, Victoria Spice found herself in trouble with the Canadian Mounted police yesterday.  The former school goer was said to be caught at Vancouver international airport clearly trying to smuggle a couple of beach balls into the 'no frills' country.
One onlooker probably thought, 'I was amazed, Canada has for as long as I can remember been a no fun here zone.  Yet, do my eyes decieve me?  Can this former 'girl power' advocate 'cum' power to my bank acount hussy,...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:55:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[About the Bucket]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[In a nutshell I was bored.
Having too much time on my hands and also harbouring a healthy dislike to 'so called famous' tabloid tarts I thought why not.]]></description>
         <pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:14:00 +0200</pubDate>
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