Former Pig - Cum - Jade Goody, found herself being rejected by her own kind yesterday in a cruel but ironic turn during a family outing to the local petting farm.    " Ooo arrr!  She be coming to this here farm, with her little'ns.   T' see t' pigs.  But they go be ignoring...

Icelandic regect, Kerry Katona, could have been rushed to hospital yesterday. If her brain cell fell out of her nose. An eye witness told me " I saw it with my own eyes. It was hideous! Then I saw the cell fall from her nose" Surgeons did not tell celebrity bucket, that they had replaced the...

Hard up nobody 'cum' coat hanger, Victoria Spice found herself in trouble with the Canadian Mounted police yesterday. The former school goer was said to be caught at Vancouver international airport clearly trying to smuggle a couple of beach balls into the 'no frills' country. One onlooker...

In a nutshell I was bored. Having too much time on my hands and also harbouring a healthy dislike to 'so called famous' tabloid tarts I thought why not.